#tired of all this fake shit
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Dating in your 30s fucking sucks
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I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder
Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)
The major he chooses? Med.
Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.
Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.
And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.
Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk
So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end
And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.
It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.
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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"
So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.
#Bruce not thinking and immediately grabbing student!Jason's arm#Jason (being the little shit he is): *screaming at the top of his lungs* THIS BILLIONAIRE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME#Bruce internally: ok yeah thats definitely my son#jason todd#bruce wayne#batdad#red hood#Bruce trying to corner Jason later that day: can we PLEASE talk?#jason: (being obnoxiously loud) WHY?? so you can induct me into your PYRAMID SCHEME? so you can trap me into your CAPITALISTIC businesses??#bruce panicking: jason please#Jason: WHO is Jason#Then he pulls a tire iron outta his bag and whacks Bruce with it before running away#just like old times lol#talia showing up one night during patrol and smugly showing off Jason's diplomas and acheivements#talia: he has my fake last name on all his certificates and records.#talia: im just SO proud of my son#bruce crying: please stop#batfamily#batfam#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical posting
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like i do think it is funny that many of the blogs saying insane shit were perfectly fine with first kneejerk defending, and then continuing to be friends with queerbuck, certified racist cunt, for like months. and i am a real person. so isn’t that something
#but i have to like tommy. because of aids#like we all knew that that freak didn’t actually want to kill me. but it was an inappropriate thing to say to a real person who could see#it. but no they were all fine with circulating that and defending it and even just believing it for no reason!#it wouldn’t have been inappropriate if it were a broad statement for example! and it certainly isn’t inappropriate to talk like that about#FAKE PEOPLE. i knowww we’re all capable of understanding this! clearly! LOL.#oh and my identity mattered in that situation! we knew that too!#just bad faith shit happening all around. it’s so tiring#and then there’s the matter of just like. playing telephone games about posts#screenshotting me saying facetiously that WHEN PEOPLE WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT HIM tommy shouldn’t be treated as anything more than an eddie#replacement so he should be Dehumanized. and removing the context of the fanfiction part to make it look bad. or removing the#‘genuine fear and vulnerability and bid for connection’ part from paige’s post to turn it into ‘violence against gay men for daddy kink’#wholesale. like can we be fucking serious. how do i take you seriously
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If tubbo logs on and sees that red not only disregarded what he said and instead put all of their energy into doing quests instead of working out the egg video and also completely destroyed blue base for basically no reason I hope he goes ballistic bc he’s been holding back far too long
#tubbo#qsmp tubbo#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#red neg#I am tired of red acting like they are the moral standard and everything blue does is dirty play when they do the exact same shit#and they don’t even have consequences for it both in purgatory and online#all these fake ass fuckers putting the short term goal of the game before the long term goal of finding ther cursed team#and info about the eggs
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The amount of ppl on the tumblr ceo post that are going “thank soooo much mr matt I promise I will buy and gift as much useless shit as I can from here!!!! <3 yours soooo nice and we love it here” meanwhile he has been making CONSTANT Zionist posts and is Known to be a Elon musk fanboy which. Doesn’t bode well for his politics on other issues w this site either, i.e. banning trans and black blogs for no reason and no warning. I hope y’all lose all your money to a scam at this point bc y’all are clearly not doing anything useful w it. Y’all rich asses have enough to spend on stupid badges while half the site begs for bread? All in the name of making yourself happy? Sometimes a little discomfort is worth more than mindless indulgence. Do something worthwhile instead of donating money to sites that discriminate against its userbase.
#kitty talks#you can reblog btw.#sick and tired of this shit. y’all are the reason staff gets away w all of it.#they get no pushback. it’s a company they aren’t gnna change anything if the consumers don’t make a huge stink abt it.#they aren’t your friends. they are a bunch of employees told to fake being ‘personable and friendly’ bc ig gets them more support and money#it’s not motivated by sincerity at all.
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i have to wonder what super hardcore militant vegans think should be done about obligate carnivore animals, because in all my painfully-rapidly-approaching-30-years i've literally never actually seen anyone give a clear consistent much less halfway feasible answer on that
#mostly i've just seen like “how dare you ask questions you just want an excuse to murder you're sealioning ect”#or worse some vague and wildly improbable nonsense about like. fake robot animals covered in beyond meat or something equally convoluted#which is a thing i did see someone suggest as a serious answer#i mean i already know they think i'm a genetically inferior hateful vampire that should starve to death for the greater good#because my exact combination of health conditions make meat basically the only semi-safe way i can get close to enough nutrients#i know this because they have repeatedly told me that i'm either evil or should be sacrificed or both#and yelled at me for asking questions by bringing up the whole disabled thing and then they're like#“a lot of vegans i know are advocates for disability!�� as if that ever means jack shit in the society that results from anything#no matter what you do a vast majority of people in any given society will *not* be advocates for the disabled. i'm sorry they just won't.#and what do you think public perception of people who physically can't survive like that is going to skew towards#in a society founded on the belief that non-vegan diets are evil?#at absolute best we're looking at being a heavily marginalized class generally seen as something like vampires and our existences taboo.#(as if these type's own insistence that they should be allowed to harass and shame people doesn't disprove their assertion that we won't be#thinking it could possibly go any better than that is a fucking fairy tale. human nature doesn't work that way.#you simply cannot eliminate the human desire to designate and abuse a class of have-nots. the absolute best you can do is mitigate damage.#take it from someone who's been multiple kinds of disabled and chronically ill all my life. people will not “just”. ever.#i get this even from people who are otherwise very aware of and VERY GOOD at avoiding this sort of thinking#“i'm a disability advocate!” no you are not. you are a poster. my experience has taught me that what people advocate for in their free time#means precisely jack shit for how they will actually act when faced with the situations they make otherwise rational posts about#and the fact of the matter is even if you somehow really are the perfect disability advocate a majority of people WILL NOT BE YOU.#a majority of people in society will be margrat from accounting who clutches her pearls when she sees the gays and thinks autism isnt real#and who has never had a nuanced thought in her life and actively does not want to#a vast majority of people in your Vegan Utopia will not be you and your friends who march with wheelchair users and volunteer at the shelte#a vast majority of people in your Vegan Utopia will be jenny who starved 8 cats to death on broccoli because she can't be bothered#and who thinks that “carnivores” are actual nazis and don't deserve healthcare because she saw someone say that online.#ALWAYS assume your society will be made up mostly of the worst kind of person it can because it WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE and you can't change it#most people seek the low-effort option. and evil is most often banal and low-effort.#i'm just so fucking tired of every single even vaguely lefty-adjacent political movement simultaneously acting like i don't fucking exist#and at the same time that i need to be sacrificed to achieve Utopia. god. at least conservative whackjobs are upfront and honest about#how they think that i'm a burden on society that needs to be Eugenics'd . rather than trying to morally gaslight me about it.
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Oh to be Suzanne Collins and have little social media presence and to write a book regarding whatever current societal trend is bothering her at the moment.
#i am feeling. bothered. this weekend#i am hanging out with my wealthy cousins for their bridal shower--thank christ they are not asking me to bring anything--and tired#everyone always talking about their accomplishments and im liek... pls im wanting to go back to my boyfriend and cat right now#everyone asking what i'm doing for work--because that's all ppl seem to care about in this goddamn family--and i have to say#'i'm looking for something else'#like yoo i already lied a whole year about freelancing when really i was attempting to freelance but not getting anywhere#like i was all 'oh i make x a month just workig on my computer!' when really i was making diddly squat#end this fucking generational cycle of lying about yourself because you have to prove to everyone you are ok#i want the suzanne collins life where i can do my writing hobby without putting this fake social media persona on where i police my thought#and only post about cutesy happy things (since my genre is cozy fantasy; i have no intelligence to write anything more complex#and no passion to write anythign other than sf/f#BUT SHOUTOUT TO MY COUSIN'S HUSBAND WHO ASKED IF I READ AND MENTIONED THE WHEEL OF TIME SERIES AND MY NEURONS ACTIVATED LIKE 'HAVE YOU HEAR#OF PRATCHETT AND BRANDON SANDERSON AND GAIMAN? I CAN GIVE YOU RECS#but other than that i have to deal with my aunts bragging about their kids#one of my aunts is kind of colder and i always got this weird vibe from her like i had to earn her love which... ok. whatever. i also think#she considers me very dumb#the only bright side to any of this shit is im not in college anymore thank christ#all my cousins who are in college still have this... 'energy' around them#you know? that 'wanna kms low key but im pretending to smile and laugh' energy#delete later#tw family
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in my prophet era
#i had a man (my moms doctor) hold my hand and pray for me to become a prophet and he asked god to give me the real shit and get rid of#all the boring fake shit and cookie cutter people and show me what i need to see and to let me see... amen#he asked me beforehand if i ever prayed to the lord to let me see things and to be prophetic and then he just.. grabbed my hand and was like#im gonna pray for you... and literally told the lord to get rid of the boring fake shit and give me the real shit...#he also said we need more crazy and weird people in the world when i told him he reminded me of willy wonka (complimentary)#and was saying how he goes to church and sees people acting cookie cutter and trying to stop people from expressing themselves and said#jesus would be laughing at them if he were there 😭 also said hes tired of seeing all the same cookie cutter people and that more people#need to follow their own paths and god made us all different for a reason...#OH ALSO THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME upon seeing me was immediately like are you a writer you look like a writer.... you Should Be a writer#and said sometimes the lord just speaks to us and he felt that from me immediately upon meeting me... he prayed for me to find my calling#I think hes the most real motherfucker out there and was like a tumblrina to me
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trying to feel happy in life but I have a father
#literally if he could never speak to me again that would be soo awesome#just leave me alone omg#he even came to me today liek ooh i want to hear about your problems what's stopping you from finishing your assignments how can we fix it#and i just said i dont know cause he's going to discredit everything i say and whatever problem i have he doesn't actually give a shit#but then i ended up saying something about stress and GUESS WHAT#of course he wants to know what problem i have just so he can berate me for not dealing with it and actually im faking it all anyway#im so fucking tired man#aough#and i was having a nice day
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getting real tired of people who are shitting on “found family” more generally as a narrative concept and specifically named familial dynamics in fan interpretation of characters in particular because it all seems to be getting painted with a really wide and really homogenous brush. “we need to take found family away from people because they think it all has to be In Nuclear Family Terms and do you know friendship exists and you don’t have to call these characters siblings to legitimize their relationship while making it clear you Don’t Ship Them Ew Gross and THEN you sneer at people who Do ship them” cool cool that is a lot of really intense characterization and assigning of motive to other people en bloc!
like sure there’s some meaningful critique to be found in a broad trend to label every single relationship directly and specifically with terms that have very specific contexts and roles but im waiting to be told when anyone IS by the standards of people making and reblogging these very sweepingly generalized posts allowed to call a relationship parental or whatever. is that Ever allowed. who is handing out the permits. sometimes a specific term for a relationship isn’t actually about wanting an excuse to sneer about your ship (and frankly there’s a lot of projection going on there imo from people who are actively sneering about other people’s interpretation of a relationship!) and it’s because there are very specific contexts and details about a dynamic that makes exploring it from the lens of siblings or whatever very rich and compelling and interesting because words mean things and assuming everyone is just being reductive and demanding conformity to a nuclear family is, ironically, really reductive.
so like. cool it. stop being really fucking mean about people having an interpretation of a dynamic you personally don’t like or makes you feel a little weird or uncomfy because you ship them.
#gav gab#im so tired of seeing people do this lmao#is someone actually being reductive and trying to get your ship labeled ‘basically incest’#or did they just express on their own blog that they don’t ship something bc they see those characters as siblings#so it feels weird to them#you know#the exact personal preference and interpretation you’re expressing in the opposite#it’s all ‘UGH not every relationship NEEDS A SPECIFIC LABEL’ as soon as the label isn’t romantic lmao#like amazing of you to start caring about how friendship matters as is legitimate without anything else#as soon as it’s not about your fucking ship anymore :)#be real you do not care about friendship lmao you can just dismiss it more easily and comfortably#when people aren’t using terms that are more loaded to your ship#are the big meanie found family enjoyers actually harassing you for shipping fake incest#or are you just uncomfortable when it is not about you#and chronically unwilling to curate your experience the way you demand other people to#because fandom has always catered to shipping and why should it ever Not be expected to do that#bc I sure see a lot of shit talking of familial dynamic labels based on people who use those labels being weird to other people#and not a lot if any of those people actually being weird to shippers#and one or two isolated incidents is not indicative of a widespread problem#do what everyone who doesn’t like a popular ship does and unfollow and block lmfao grow up
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Gremlin hours and the creature inside wants to gaslight white people on the internet
#the answer to people being pressed about nonsense is often to be amused#like hwyte mehn will be out here debating serious shit for shits and giggles just to be triggering#imma make shit up about things you take too seriously and see how far until you give out#mental wrestling#no ethics violations cuz literally internet people can log off whenever#but get trapped in the back and forth#I love no longer being 13#I’ve discovered the block button#you can vent about people after feeding them to the kraken#it’s gorgeous#don’t process your feelings while the troll is still standing#stick the knife all the way into its neck#rejoice in the safety from the colonizer#then rant#I forget my eepy tag#anywho this is more an ig thing#tumblr nonsense is trickier#but I’ve been too active there so I return to my bog#I love my fake stories website#it’s funny growing up being like#hi I identify as weird and hypocritical#and then watch people get mad when I’m weird and hypocritical#like girlypop I told you this#my brain is not on#I’m curious about the science of limited functioning#like tired in my case or drunk in others#I can literally feel the front part of my brain overheating while the back goes blank#like I can only access a shallow part of my personhood#I have the ability to continue sentences#and nothing else. wow peak writing conditions. anywho I reached 30 tags wow
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#man i was like y tf am i so tried i didnt do shit today but no i got like 5hrs sleep. walked to the store in thr 12F weather. carried back#all my groceries. walked to the police station to get keys to the autoclave. read 40 slides abt anime. started redoing a tutorial#and spent 45 min on the phone giving my intake info for a new therapist. everytime i give the spiel it gets more exhausting#it feels so dramatic like whatever ill b fine but no im seeking help for a reason bleh#but now im tired and worried abt the semester bc itll b a lot. many plates to juggle with a fragile mind#my old boss was like u have an ambitious plan for the semester and im like oh boy well see how this goes#hopefully itll b fine once i get in the groove. just go one step at a time#currently i just wanna redraw 4lways sunny screenshots but idk what ones to draw#but should sleep. i gotta write a long email tomorrow morning for a class intro bc look at me im a professional who def#does not have underlying emotional problems. ugh. idk if i described my mood stuff right to the lady on the phone but like i got diagnosed#as b1polar for a reason idk i just still feel like its fake. like ill look at the checklists and get mad when i get a positive result#which is weird bc its like. u went to 3 doctors and they said the same thing shut up. ugh whatever. i need to sleepy#unrelated
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wow
rare moment of introspection from mother..
#i get the frustration of trying to get a straight answer from the human embodiment of a brick wall#but if getting a rise out of someone by being doggedly antagonistic is obviously not working u gotta stop at some point#and it sucks and its unfair that we just have to grit our teeth until we're out of this situation but i think that might be it now#we're not going to get what we need bc dad is as stubborn and weak as he's always been on this shit#that being said im tired of how fake it all is too#so idk man i just want Out before i go completely batshit
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dudes ive hit a point with The Horrors:tm: where im unable to convince myself that any of my friends actually like me
#vent#it's like. i think im a pretty solid guy#my negative traits dont define my view of myself etc#i understand that if someone doesnt ike me it doesnt mean im horible etc#but like. i am unable to believe that anyone wants to be around me#even if someone explicitly says they want to talk to me/want to hang out/enjoy my presence#im like hmm. well. sounds fake.#and again it's not like i think im an unlovable piece of shit or something#i just dont think anyone is being honest with me#like i rarely notice hints or subtext or passive aggression when people talk to me#but im simultaneously excessively sensitive and will be like 'wait do they hate me now' if someone sends like an all lowercase one word tex#because it's like. oh no what if they actually ARE hinting that they dont like me. etc#most of the time when i get 'god shut the fuck up' vibes theres not actually anything wrong#BUT because theres been so many times that i MISSED the 'god shut the fuck up' vibes#i automatically assume everyone is mad at me/doesnt like me/doesnt want t talk.#even trying to say 'usually im wrong about people being mad' is extremely difficult#bc im like. fully convinced ive been right every time#and that everyone has just been lying t me#this has been a thing since like. age 14+ for me#but lately it's gotten worse#and like im scared to even dm a friend a meme because they might be mad (they literally sent me a song rec earlier. i have no reason to#assume theyre mad. except when i got the messages i was like 'oh no what if this has a hidden meaning')#it's one of those things where like. my anxiety medication works really well#but this is the flavor of anxiety thats inspired by past experiences#s even if i try to tell myself there arent any signs that theyre mad/annoyed/whatever#i immediately think 'but ive been wrong before.'#and then that same loop stops me from asking. because asking either annoys people or they lie to me about it#idk idk idk im tired#even if i did ask i wouldnt believe any answer other than 'yes im mad/annoyed/whatever'#including if they add 'i just need to be alone right now' or 'yes but not at you' or 'yes and i need to cool off'
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I can't be the only one who's tired of the "Everything is Problematic™" culture that we're currently experiencing, right? I'm talking about the "call out" posts where people say shit like "if you still like Harry Potter you're a transphobic asshole and worse than JKR!". This over simplifications dilute the meaning of "transphobe", and the actual transphobes benefit from the loss of importance that this accusation carries.
People think they're being so intelligent when creating these ever-changing, pointless rules: "don't buy from Zara, or you support genocide!", "don't listen to Taylor Swift, or you endorse climate change!". I've heard it all. If it takes so little to be labeled as such a horrible person, people will dismiss the whole problem. How can they take you seriously if you say these things un-ironically? Also, it's uncanny how these radicalized """activists""" sometimes overlap beautifully with the far-right wing politics. Take anti-shippers who want to police fanfictions: their idea of "regulation" (censorship) aligns perfectly with the far-right bigots.
And if a problem is just mildly severe, to show you care about it you don't need to get Big Mad. There is a whole sea of annoyance in between silent acceptance and full blown rage (which is rarely productive if not directed wisely). I'm wary of performative rage over trivial matters, because it rings hollow, like the person is more interested in virtue signaling to their peers than actually doing something concrete about it. Even if it's a Big Problem, raging left and right can be powerful but short lived.
I think this is the problem with today's activism: short lived bursts of rage don't cover it. You need to work, work, work. Even silently, even with no social recognition. Activism shouldn't be a stage where you perform an angry speech, everyone claps and you're now Morally Sound. That's how far right wing nutters operate: get Big Mad about every thing (whether big or trivial), Perform your Anger, rinse and repeat. The difference is they probably know what they're doing, creating a climate of perennial anger. They know how to direct that anger to the vote. They make a mountain out of a mole hill so that it's easier to solve the made up problem, thus creating cohesiveness. Meanwhile, left wing "activists" making up new rules and moving the goal posts are just creating problems whose solution just furthers the divide. Finding enemies everywhere, inside and outside of our circles, is not useful*.
That's why this left-wing "activism" often morphs into a witch hunt: people feel powerless, so making up new rules to follow and hunting down the "infidels" gives them the illusion they're doing enough. Take the campaign against JKR: boycotting anything HP is not enough, the goal posts are moved every time. Now you're promoting transphobia if you partake in HP's fandom (almost no one talks about why JKR is fucking problematic anymore, so the "normies" will hear this kind of outlandish shit and dismiss the whole matter as internet pishposh).
Instead of keeping up the battle against the actual transphobes, which can feel frustrating because they seem untouchable, you settle on hounding anyone who doesn't adhere to the made up rules that become more and more strict. Or even worse: you don't accept someone's help against the terfs unless they adhere strictly to the made up rules.
Eerie how on one side they're ready to accept actual human violation rights, meanwhile the other side can't even accept that some people are against terfs but may still like HP, and so schism after schism happens. That's why left wing activists lack cohesiveness. They can't accept you're not a bad person or a terf if you think slightly different from them. No one collaborates with the other anymore.
HP is just one of the many examples that describe this mechanism. Apply this to all modern politics and you've got the root of the matter. ---
*Ironically, far-right wing nutters are more cohesive because they tolerate anyone in their group, they act like One Big Solid Unity against the rest of the world. That's why you'll see terfs shack up with nazis and misogynists, if it means they will get rid of trans people. Chilling to the bone, but their strategy is effective in keeping their ranks united, because at the moment they're only lashing outside, not inside. It'll of course be a harsh wake up call when the leopards eat their face lmao. Also, what I'm saying is not "tolerate Actual Bad People to win a battle", but: "get angry at the Actual Bad People, don't invent new enemies!" ---
I don't know how to end this, and it's not lost on me how complaining about complainers makes me a complainer too lmao, but sometimes a rant is just a rant and you need to vent.
#rant#personal#babbelbabbles#no really ignore this#I just saw the Nth video “essay” on youtube discussing the Nth made up problem and I'm so tired#aren't these people tired of being always angry at every stupid thing?#There are a lot of problems in this world#BUT it's how you talk about them that makes the whole discussion what it is#if you use the same apocalyptic tone to talk about any problem-no matter how trivial that problem is#it all loses its meaning#you don't have to get Big Mad at every stupid shit#you'll have people who are WAY more angry at anti terfs still reading HP than at the actual terfs- a paradoxe!#& people will justify their stance with “we know terfs are bad but we need to call out the fake activists more bc they should know better!”#ADHERE TO OUR STRICT AND UNYELDING RULES OR YOU'RE AS BAD AS THEM#what a take#harry potter#politics#activism#hp#jkr#slacktivism#j k rowling#rowling
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am i starting to go into a depression again
or am i just not getting enough sleep lately
#i always think my bi-polar diagnosis was fake until i start feeling like a kid on a sugar high or that familiar feeling of the void again#and then im just-- ah right maybe its not fake after all#maybe my psychiatrist at like 15 was on to something after all#you think i would stop feeling like its not true#but when i feel normal i really do feel normal you know?#and ever since i started living on my own my mood doesn't change as much as it bit before#frfr though i better just be tired though i got shit to do >:c
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